Below are the 9 most recent journal entries recorded in The Awful Truth's LiveJournal:

Sunday, January 26th, 2003
6:00 pm	A new review, and a revelation This story has finally made it clear to me why exactly I do this. Because there are thousands of these people. Possibly millions. And with them united via the internet, there's a chance that they could overrun publishers or publish themselves and tomorrow's literature will be this stuff. I realize that this is a worst-case scenario, but this is still a chilling thought. My review for that story: Ah, I remember this joke. It is an old joke, one that has been altered so many times that there are versions out there which focus on bestiality. It is also one of the most mindboggling subjects to base an entire STORY around in the world. First of all, putting it in a narrative utterly destroys the joke's original effect. Second of all, telling it mostly through dialogue does this once again. Third, said dialogue sounded as if the characters had been huffing paint fumes mixed with nerve gas. Fourth, there is absolutely no reason to use KoF characters if you're not even going to stick to their original personalities. I mean... what was that? It's bad enough that you used them, but the only reason you used them was so that you could have their names in it and call it a KoF fic! I'm not going to call this childish, because children have some concept on how to tell a joke. Instead, this is the most pointless use of writing that I have ever seen. Unless this is an attempt at dadaism, in which case it's fucking brilliant. (Comment on this)
Monday, January 20th, 2003
5:47 pm	There isn't enough time in the world... ...to stop these bastards. On a whim, I went to the "Just In" section of fanfiction.net and started refreshing the page. Never do this. It's fucking scary. I counted an average of 1 story for every 10 seconds. At the most. Of the 18 I watched pour in for about minute, I saw 4 HPs, 2 LOTRs, 1 attempt at copying Jhonen Vasquez, 1 X-Men Evolution Fic, 1 DBZ, 1 FY, and 1 KoF fic in spanish. And in the time it took me to write that, and I am a fast typist, 6 more fics came in. I can't stop them. I can't stop them. All I can do is tell the Truth. (Comment on this)
Sunday, January 12th, 2003
3:29 am	A small triumph for The Truth! Remember Darksorrow? Of course you remember Darksorrow. Well, and this is totally cool, his latest story actually shows signs of improvement. I'm not kidding. The first half of the story is perfectly coherent, if still insanely contrived, and is only bogged down because the second half starts lapsing off with totally unexplained events, undescribed characters, and a feeling that he's just trying to get by on "It's FUNNY cuz it's CRAZY!" Now, don't get me wrong. It's not a good story. If Darksorrow handed this story to an editor, said editor would call in all his editor friends with large amounts of alcohol and they'd stay up all night reading it over and over again, with cries of "My god! Look at how fucked up THIS part is!" keeping their neighbors awake. But like I said, his writing shows signs of improvement. If he stops his apparent habit of just belting out the entire story in one sitting, he could have something. I mainly say there's hope for his sorrowfully darkness because of a special rule I have. This is a rule that I haven't mentioned before, but which has always been in effect: If a story makes me laugh out loud at any point, and it's not due to a psychotic fit brought on by how bad the story is, then there is Hope. And indeed, there were two parts in Darksorrow's latest story that actually had me cackling. So if there are those who think the Awful Truth is nothing more than an enemy of creativity, then here's proof that I'm doing some good! And if there are those who say that Darksorrow would have improved without my intervention and that I'm taking all the credit opportunistically... well, uh, fuck you! (Comment on this)
Thursday, January 9th, 2003
12:34 pm	Demon Children and 10-inch needles make Awful Truth... ...go crazy? DON'T MIND IF I DO! WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA! Today's delightful little piece of poop is an FF7 fanfic. It's a requested review, though not at the request of the author. It involves a horrific parable for the Virgin Mary, gynaecological disasters, and a very, very quick ending. And various attempts at humor that are very familiar to me... I swear, these people all work from a template of the same bad jokes with the occasional INSERT STORY HERE in between them. A Countdown To Pain T'would be more accurately titled if you removed the words "A, Countdown, and To." In case my review is somehow censored, or is lost in the mass of LOLs from the other reviewers, here it is: So we have a mysterious pregnancy, the abuse of a pregnant woman, and then a totally unexplained demon child slaughtering a character who should already be dead anyway. Said demon child is then immediately dispatched with minimal effort. All to the tune of various stolen one-liners, none of which are delivered with the same level of poise as their sources. I did laugh at the end, but only because I figured that the entire thing was a joke about how most FF7 comedy fanfics just aren't funny. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, December 31st, 2002
12:58 pm	New Review! Okay, so it's been awhile. But one of the many review-requests I get caught my eye. I'm a big fan of the King of Fighters series of games, even though I'm really, really bad at them, and someone wrote up a story which involves Blue Mary, asskicking police woman, as the slave of Wolfgang Krauser, massive german dude who's also supposed to be fucking dead. The story is here. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll lose your mind when you see the author's conception of the worth of Japanese money. In case the FF.net review thingamajig is broken, here's the review I gave it: At first, this story didn't make any sense. Then I pretended the entire thing was a joke, and that's when I finally understood it. Here we have Blue Mary, a woman who holds her own against guys like Terry Bogard (who once turned his ninja brother into a skidmark... and they were just rough-housing), as a slave. How do you enslave her? Do you put her in six-inch-thick irons? How many drugs has she been pumped full of? I mean, I can't figure out any way to keep someone like her under control that wouldn't also make her useless as a slave. If you want her to be even capable of washing your dishes, you're also going to have to deal with the fact that she'll also regularly be ripping your ears off and stuffing them down your throat. And of course she has a personal hairstylist. Nothing says "You are worthless" like a regular manicure. "If you were a true fighter, you wouldn't have gotten caught." Did I miss something here? Is there some kind of crazy worldwide non-combatant dragnet going on that I am not aware of? Is it suddenly illegal to not be able to kick the crap out of someone nine ways from Sunday? Excuse me, sir, but you're guilty of not being able to break concrete blocks with your pelvis. Please come with us. Don't worry, full manicure services will be provided. But what convinced me that this entire thing was a joke is when Rock completely FREAKS at the idea of paying 5000 Yen for her. Yes, somehow Geese's massive fortune was overrated, and the prospect of losing the US equivalent of 42 bucks could easily ruin him. I mean, there's nothing wrong with having crazy bondage fantasies about your favorite fighting game characters, except perhaps in regards to certain mental health standards. But if you're going to WRITE them, have them make SENSE. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, October 10th, 2002
12:52 am	Awful Truth Fans, Rejoice! Ugh. I can't believe I forgot all about this shit. Life's been crazy. Got a girlfriend, lost a girlfriend, ending up with another. Or three. I am not a "player" or a "pimp", rather, every girl I meet thinks I'm gay so I have long enough to get them to like me before they discover that, in fact, I'm not. Heh, I'm just kidding. Of course I'm gay. Why else would I be on fanfiction.net? All cracks at the Kingdom of Crap aside, it's time to get my rear back into gear. I've gotten a massive amount of requests for mercenary reviews... I can't believe how many people out there actually want to learn The Awful Truth. I just haven't been feeling up to it because... let's be honest. This hobby of mine consists of reading eye-scarringly bad fanfics, often involving my favorite fictional characters assraping each other, over and over again and then trying to hold onto my mind long enough to write a sarcastic, witty, and personally insulting review in which I reveal how much of an egotistical asshole I am blah blah blah go commit suicide you jerk, you don't understand my writing, you fag (what's hilarious is when I get called that by the slashficcers), I CAN DO THE SAME TO ALL YOUR REVIEWS SO WATCH IT! But I've been snapped back into my role as The Truth. We can all thank DarkSorrow for that. You remember Darksorrow! I seriously love this guy. I think I should make him my official mascot. Well, anyway, the following got sent to me by his Sorrowfully Darkness: lol i find it amusing that you sick your bitches on me.. if that really was a person instead of yourself you know i might cry because some guy likes to bitch at me because hes got no life... and no need for you to reply to this with a long winded response like you always do cuz you know i wont read it unless theres nothing better to do... and heres a suggestion for you: tie concrete blocks to your feet and go swimming and oh yes next time have your friend at least leave an email so i can make fun of him What's that, Darksorrow? I sent one of my bitches after you? And you want me to kill myself? Dude, why would I kill myself if I was the kind of person who actually had bitches? I mean, I'm certain that having bitches is some kind of major accomplishement that one should be proud of. You never hear about a person who has bitches killing themselves. Why? Cuz they get depressed, and then they think "Hot shit, I have bitches. I rule." I honestly had no fucking idea what our intrepid hero in the battle against the vile force known as The Truth was talking about. But I kind've figured it out: Ah, some friend of mine tracked DS down and slapped him with a review. So I swallowed my pride and looked DS up on FF.net. This was difficult. Do you know... how... fucking... many... people have FF.net pen-names that start with DARK? Too damn many. I counted 20 seperate Dark Angels. Now I'm no programmer, but shouldn't there be something in the FF.net system that makes it so that only one person can be called Dark Angel? Hey, why not take it a step further and make it so that NO ONE can call themself that? I swear, if I ever meet a "Dark Angel", I'll kill them with a flashlight. Not one of those heavy maglites, either, but some dinky little plastic flashlight to make it extra humiliating. Then I'll yell some shit like "Ha, light hath triumphed, Darky McDarkass!" Then I'll get arrested, cuz, hey, I just fucking murdered someone. So I found Darksorrow's profile and I started looking through his reviews to see if I could spot the attack my "bitch" made. And I found it, on A Goat and His Hick, the Darksorrow story that I'd first reviewed and that had started Darksorrow on his long road to becoming The Awful Truth's official mascot. It was left by one "Innocent Bystander", who wrote this: Wow... Awful Truth WAS right. Your stuff DOES suck. And here I thought he was just being sarcastic. Oh well, guess I owe him a soda. Thanks a whole bunch. It was an anonymous review, though our boy Innocent left a totally bogus e-mail address. Now, while I'm flattered, I kind of have to agree with Darksorrow on this one. Don't use goddamn anonymous reviews. So what if they can yell back at you? You still have the computer between you and them. Plus, letting them send you flames gives you more chances to laugh at them. Well, honestly, every single flame hurts me deep inside. Sniff. Also, where the fuck is my soda? Then I decided to see if I'd garnered any new reviews. Holy shit did I. Not only had I, but I've been added to some folks Friends lists, a Favorite Author's list, and my yaoi-satire fic has ended up on some Favorite Stories lists. What can I say, I'm flattered. Now, I have all of next week off. Along with catching up with schoolwork, I can also catch up with spreading The Awful Truth. So I'm coming back. I've even got another fanfic in the works... a serious one. That's right, no jokes, a serious fanfic. It's more to justify my existence on FF.net than anything. Those of you who've requested mercenary reviews but haven't gotten them... I'm going to get to ya. So never fear! For people's well-meant but incredibly inept attempts to emulate their favorite characters shall never prevail over my hate-filled frustration-fueled biting comments and superior attitude! Isn't that right, Darksorrow? ha ha you fag you have no life you might as well put a rope around your neck and jump off a chair Good point, old chum! (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 7th, 2002
1:44 pm	A quickie The Awful Truth hasn't been particularly active as of late. I've just been busy. Yes, I have a life to be busy with. This whole evil persona of mine is just a way of dealing with my daily frustrations. It's amazing that I haven't gotten a flame to the effect of "You're just doing this to make you feel better about yourself!" but I'm sure VimesLady or one of her COMMIE COHORTS could make up for that at some point. Really, I'm wondering why anyone bothers with an "insult" like that... if it makes me feel better, why the fuck am I going to stop doing it? But anyway, while I get my motivation to delve into Fanfic.net again, here's a quick AIM conversation in which I got some free advertising: BrigitI85: Hey , I finally started making money with the internet. i have started 2 weeks ago and money is coming in like you wouldn't believe! Well here is the page to get your info! click here Me: I finally started insulting the fuck out of the internet! I have started 2 weeks ago and the flames are coming in like you wouldn't believe! Click Here! Me: You stupid bitch. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, July 28th, 2002
7:36 am	Woo! The flame I've been waiting for! The defining mark of every satirist is when they get a flame that is written out in an extremely condescending tone. Where the flamer writes it out meticulously and bases it more on personal attacks in order to try and make you feel guilty. I knew starting this LJ was a good idea, because I finally got that flame! Woo! I AM IN TEH BIG LEEGS NWO!!!!!1111!!!!1LOLOL! As is the tradition, I must first post the flame, even though y'all can see it in the comments of the last entry: "I'm not a LiveJournal user, so I'll have to post anonymously, but I'm known as QLBecky. I came over here only to tell you how pathetic it is that you put so much work into making people unhappy. It's difficult to believe a word you write, since so much of it is filled with lies without purpose, but I suppose you must indeed be a bitter, empty hulk of a man, or more likely a young teenage boy. What sort of a masochist spends hours reading fanfiction, yet states he is against the whole concept of fanfic? Although now that I think of it, there is little indication that you read the stories you review. In fact, it is obvious in some cases that you don't even know anything about the underlying characters. By your own admission, you can't write fiction. You also don't seem capable of writing a review worth reading. Your reviews aren't helpful, funny, or even entertaining. Do you actually have any reason for this endeavor besides a juvenile attempt to get attention? One meaningless review from you among several glowing reviews from people who actually read the story shouldn't discourage anyone from writing. The only reason your ranting and raving bothers me is that while you are having your childish fun you may occasionally bruise the ego of a young or new writer who doesn't realize that no value should be given to your reviews. The writers on fanfiction.net are doing nothing to hurt anyone. No one forced you to read any of the stories there. So why have you targeted them for your hurtful lies? Were you deeply burned when you wrote and posted fanfic and got no positive reviews? Or are you jealous of the enjoyment other people are getting out of the site? Perhaps you are jealous because your girl or boyfriend is a good fanfic author and you don't like sharing him, but I would really feel sorry for someone with a S.O. as caustic as you. Or maybe your mommy spends too much of her time at the keyboard and you want her attention. If that's the case, the hard truth is that she's writing to escape from the knowledge she has a child like you." And boy, is she right! Well, actually no. But she sure sounds like it! After a bit of research (read: remembering who I insulted last), I realized that this is VimesLady on FanFiction. Personally, I think she's cute. Too bad I already have a girlfriend (Who, by the way, cannot write better than me. I continue my chauvanist domination over her literary talents. Don't blame me. It was her idea. Intellectual fetishes, man... I have odd relationships.) She also lives in a commune. I have differing opinions about communes: If you like me, I think the idea of a commune is cool, if you hate me, I chaw mah tobacco, grab mah AK-47, and make America safe from them damn Commies! Russkies! Sneak attack, hit the deck! So I'm an unbiased sort, then. For further info, here is the story I reviewed and my review: because love makes you stupid. To summarize for those who don't want to get scarred, this is a Discworld Carrot/Vimes slashfic which focuses mostly on how heartrending it is towards Angua. Now, in general, I don't really have that big of a problem with slashfic. But I fucking love Discworld. And I'm not sure if Pterry approves of people doing this to his characters, since, when I met him, no questions about hot gay sexx0r came to mind*, so I'm just going to have to go on my own general biased opinion which is: Do. Not. Touch. Vimes. Do. Not. Do. That. To. Angua. This is why I hate fanfic. My review: "I can sort of handle the fact that you did a Carrot/Vimes. And that you claimed that it wasn't /really/ a Carrot/Vimes... but if it wasn't, what the HELL were they doing together? I can also sort've handle that you took four chapters to say "Angua finds out that Carrot has GOT TEH GAY, Angua gets mad, Angua tells Vimes, Vimes suddenly becomes pussified despite being the admirably tough guy he is, because as well know, when you have GOT TEH GAY you are suddenly a wuss." And I can just barely handle the idea that Vetinari would give you anything but a blank stare if you told him that Carrot and Vimes had GOT TEH GAY. And, much as I am an intolerant person, I honestly could deal with the fact that this story didn't need to be set in Discworld, being in that it's been done several times before without the advent of a flat world that is mainly for comedic purposes, even though the author claims he's been trying to make the stories entertaining even without the humor. But then you dared me to flame you. I've come to the realization that, to properly flame this fic, I am going to have to come up with an entirely new language on the spot to do so. Wehtorpal! Cho Divosk! Gekzvn ist na vekarl wajegugamatang! Zoi Zoi, cowabunga! And if the title is any indication, the author is in love." Yeah, I was harsh. But my whole purpose is to dissuade these people from doing this kind of shit to these poor, defenseless characters. (What a hypocrite. Have you ever read his King of Fighters slashfic? There are a lot of fighting game fans who will be out for The Awful Truth's blood, I can tell you that.) So, anyway, in response to the flame... My purpose isn't really to make people unhappy. If I make them unhappy along the way, well, they should consider it good experience for when they have to face their first editor. My purpose is to satirize the great evil that is fanfic. As for why I read fanfic even though I hate it, it's because I may hate vampire wannabes, but they still make me laugh my ass off. In case you haven't noticed, this is all one big joke. Those "lies without purpose", as you call them, are known to the general populace as "Jokes." I know this concept may be foreign to your godless communist ways, but you'll have to try and understand it as best you can. Is it at other people's expense? Hell yes. But I don't do anything to them that I wouldn't be able to handle myself. And yes, I'm an 18 year old male. I should think that it's really obvious. I like to think of it as getting my immature rocks off before I'm forced to face the prospect of actually being responsible for my actions. Man, that'll suck. And I do read the stories I review. Oh, do I read them. You're right. Maybe it isn't worth the pain of reading these things. And as for the underlying characters involved, I only stick to stories in which I know the subject matter. There are thousands of Sailor Moon, X-Files, and Buffy fics out there that have gone unpunished simply because I don't watch those shows and so am unfamiliar with the characters. In this case, I riffed a Discworld fic. My shelves are sagging due to my Discworld collection. Three of my books are autographed by Terry Pratchett. If I don't know Discworld, then Sweet Mary and Joseph, I don't think even Pratchett himself does. I actually took a quick skim of one of your stories, My Brother's Keeper, and what I saw looked pretty good. Of course, I didn't take a look at your other three works, all of which mention EXPLICIT SEX AND TORTURE, so I may be biased in thinking that you're a decent writer. "By my own admission" I suck. Well, this is a bit of a fib. I'm ashamed to say that I've fallen into the common writer's technique that I like to call "The Self-Deprecation Cop-Out", in which writers try to appear good by calling themselves bad. I've been trying to shake this habit, especially considering the big heaping assloads of praise I get from everyone who reads my work. (Heh, yeah. Subtly say how great you are. She'll never suspect!) As for my reviews of EVIL appearing among a mass Happy Fun review, this serves as a casual reminder that majority decisions are responsible for such things as "The World is Flat", "Blacks Are Our Slaves", and "George Bush." And I'm not trying to discourage people from writing... I'm trying to discourage people from writing crap. Furthermore, if you so smugly claim that my review will have no effect, why do you even bother complaining? Ah. Because you don't want to see young writers discouraged. Well, when I was starting out writing, I had a lot of smarmy teachers tearing my writing apart, but I persevered because writing was the thing I just had to do. So if these aspiring writers give up after a mostly nonsensical review from me... then damn, they just don't have the drive. If instead they spit in my eye and go on to win fabulous cash prizes, hot damn, I have successfully tested a new Jedi. As for why I do this, I think it's because I've seen too many of my friends run screaming from their computer screens, clutching at their eyes. You say fanfic writers haven't done anything to hurt anyone. Well if utterly destroying the characters we all know and love isn't hurting anybody, then the Nazis have already won. I never even wrote fanfic until I started reviewing. I've always preferred sticking to my own characters, because I can torture the hell out of them secure in the fact that no one else lays claim to them. In fact, I only even wrote some fics for FF.net so that there would be something for my enemies to flame. I'm a sporting man. So far the only flames on my stories I've gotten have been poorly written, nonsensical, and the flamer usually didn't read the story in question, a thing which you find reprehensible, right? Ah. The jab at relatives. This flame has it all. Well, my Mom loves me, I have a nice girlfriend, blah blah blah blah blah. In fact, maybe I recieve a little too much love. In fact, I'm probably doing this due to the opposite reason that you gave: I'm spoiled fucking rotten. Next time you flame, just do like everyone else does and accuse me of being gay. Love & Peace! PS: Hope to visit your commune sometime! *The exchange I had with Terry Pratchett went along these lines: Me: ".....I was going to say something witty, but I've panicked." Pterry: "I'll keep it between Oscar Wilde and ourselves." I love that man. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, July 26th, 2002
7:02 am	Greetings Hi there. I'm The Awful Truth. I'm a persona created specifically to make life a pain for fanfic writers. See, I don't like fanfic. Messing with other people's characters like that with inexpert hands... brrrr! I mean, I've seen some really, really good fics out there, but the majority of them make you want to CLAW YOUR EYES OUT WITH A SPOON oh god mother oh god make it stop I swear I'll never lie to you again AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! What's worse is that the majority of these crimes against literature get reviews along the lines of "LOL funny!" or "write more!" I thought it was high time that someone told them The Awful Truth. Although my exploits in brutally honest reviewing are mainly restricted to FanFiction.net, I've started up this LJ to display the various reviews I get. I'm also going to post the various flames I get so you can laugh along with me. Except that I never laugh. I'm a bitter shell of a man. To be fair, I'll also post links to good fanfics I happen upon, rare as they may be. I also write some fanfics of my own, though not often, and more as a way of justifying my existence on FF.net to those who would dare question it. If you want to read these, click on that little dealy in the LJ that says "FF.net profile." And now, some of my reviews... Don't Mess With Punk Rock My review: Can't find any fault with your writing, except for the fact that it doesn't make any goddamn sense. How do you oppress punks? Do you take away their hair dye? More importantly, WHY do you oppress punks, especially when you're in crime? Is their loud music distracting your drug dealers? Or are you simply one of those crime lords who also happens to be a straight-laced fundamentalist? Not to mention that if you mess with punks, you're messing with guys like Steve-O, who simply kicks ass. Future Perfect Quote from summary: WARNING, This fic ROCKS! My review: The ending is wonderful, because it properly explains why everyone's acting like a resident of CRAZYLAND* throughout the entire lunatic thing. But you know of course that Hiranobu and Ryu will never bother fixing the game, instead blaming everything on the gaijin. Particularly of note is the character of Acid, inspired by what the author was on at the time. Susan is a wonderful example of your average citizen who somehow radiates Goodness, and her ability to make Nathan/Nothin open up about how he feels just like everyone else is (sniff) beautiful. Warning: If you say your fic ROCKS, it had better damn well ROCK. *Land of the people who are crazy. Crazy People That Drive Crazy Taxis (To be fair, this one already had several bad reviews. But I don't think enough of them were quite nasty enough to drill into this author's head that he wasn't fucking funny. My review: I've always said that crack and fanfics don't mix. No, wait, now that I think about it, I haven't. I suppose this fanfic is my fault, then. If you remove every single HE'S FUNNY CUZ HE'S CRAZY cliche, you are left with the word "taxi" and nothing else. But believe me when I say that this is Pullitzer material. Then there are some flames I've gotten. These flames were, of course, from people I'd flamed in the first place. First up, we have DarkSorrow, who wrote the story A Goat And His Hick, to which I gave the following review: An Evil Goat using cabbages to rule the world should be the best damn thing ever. You somehow make it not so. Damn, you're good. I like how the threat to the world could have been easily diverted via salad dressing. You know what the goat should've done? Clothing manufacterers. He busts in on Calvin Klein and threatens to eat his undies, they'll be handing him the reigns of the world in no time. He gave one of my stories this flame: okay for one it didnt have enough kangaroos in it... pretty gay for you... for two what the hell is a brown materia yah thats what i thought and for 3 are you gay? i mean ppl who write about gays tend to be gay man you should see a therapist... hehe gay slashing is fun... and last but not least your names suck :) My response: Cool! My first flame! Based, of course, on the fact that I flamed this guy first. 1. I concede this point. Everything's better with Kangaroos. 2. A brown materia is a completely fictional creation of mine that is soley for the use of coffee. Being in that I know Cloud and his friends to strictly be tea-drinkers, you can understand if you never saw them use this in the game. 3. Nope. Wait, does having buttsex with men count? Oh, holy shit, I suppose I am then. Damn you, DarkSorrow! Damn you! Sigh... can we have sex? Of course the names suck. Since when is an accountant called "Tempestuos, Slayer of Souls?". Look in a goddamn phonebook. What the fuck is a "Dark Sorrow?" On the same story, there was this guy, who apparently thought he sounded threatening: I didn't even read this fic I just used it to get back at you, so if you really want to deliver flames mabye you should do it some where else. P.S. I can find every story that you have writen and flame it! And here is what I sent him: Well, duh. Of course you can. Why do you think they have the whole "Click on the author and see their list of stories" thing? Because of people like me! But that's not my major complaint. My major complaint is that you went through all of this effort to flame me, and you didn't even bother with a goddamn insult. That hurts me deep inside. What you should have written was this: "The Awful Truth, you suck cock. You suck so many miles of cock that roosters tremble when you get near. From what I understand, you're full of so much manjuice that you can shoot it out of your wrists like Spider-Man and fight crime with your incredible homosupersexual abilities. P.S. Due to the lovely feature of Fanfic.net that allows you to keep track of an author's stories, I will be able to make sure that every one of your stories somehow contains another thrilling episode from your cocksucking exploits. Ciao!" Hope this helps further attempts, and hope to do business with you again. Love & Peace! Well folks, that's all for today. I have a few more reviews and flames, including some more correspondence with DarkSorrow, but I don't want to overdo this first post. Tune in next time for the further adventures of: THE AWFUL TRUTH! Love and Peace! (5 Comments |Comment on this)